Saturday, March 5, 2011

School and Work

School/Education Hacks:

1. Sources for your thesis:
     If you are charged with writing a lengthy research paper, find one very solid source that directly pertains to your thesis, and then you can use that source;s bibliography to back into locating new sources. Alternatively use the bibliography of a Wikipedia entry.

2. Buy Some Time
     Need more time writing that paper? Grab a jpg, mp3, or other media file and rename it "My Awesome Essay.doc" and send to professor the "paper" will be look "corrupt" and it'll buy you a day or two more.

3. Get your Thumbdrive Back:
     Put and "Identification.txt" file in your flash drives. include all relevant contact info so you can get it back if lost.

Work/Productivity Hacks:

1. Get Paid to Poop:
     You'll be using less of your own time an more of your company's time. If you poop for an average of 10min per day, your company will have paid you for more than 40 hours of pooping by the end of the year. That's half as long as most paid vacations

2. Keep Motivated:
     If there's something big you need to get done, tell all your friends you're going to do it. The fear of looking like an ass helps keep you motivated.

3. Work As Beer Taster
     When you're about to be born; press up, up, down, down, left, right, left, right, B, A and select. If you did it correctly, you'll later get a job as a beer taster. (Ok this one is a lie or it better be if it works i got cheated) 

Sunday, February 20, 2011

Life hacks

            Domestic Tips

Reverse Your hangers:
     Put your clothes in your closet with the hangers reversed once a year. As you pull clothes out, reverse the hanger. Every year give away any clothes that you never took out IE (hanger facing original direction.)

Get Out Of The House In Time:
     Make your playlist exactly as long as you have to get ready in the morning. Go from chill songs to more energetic. You will be able to tell how you are doing on time by the currently playing song.

Unlock A Chain Lock From Outside:
     Find a rubber band. Attach the rubber band to the chain lock, then to the inside door handle. As you close the door from the outside, the rubber band will pull the chain and the lock will dislodge. Works like a charm.

Open A Banana The Right Way:
     Instead of tearing open the banana at the steam (which can be a real struggle), just flip the banana over and open it by pinching the stem. There is a reason monkeys do it this way.

Remember To Bring Important Things:
     When you need to remember to bring something with you, put your car keys on it the night before, or put the item you need to remember on your shoes.

Use Aluminum Foil Correctly: 
     On the ends of every box of aluminum foil there are tabs to push in that keep the roll from popping out; same for cling film.

Ice Cold Drink In 3 Minutes Flat:
     If you want to cool a warm beer or soda to ice cold in 3 minutes, put the can or cans in a pot and cover with ice. Next, add 3 cups of salt and fill with water. It will be ice cold in 3 minutes.

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Saturday, February 19, 2011


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